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atm-bankingNational Australia Bank have recently announced the arrival of the new ‘Drive-Through’ cash-point machine, users will be able to withdraw cash without having to leave their vehicle. To enable users to be utilise this new facility, the following procedures have been drawn up.

Management have recognised the necessity for variations in instructions as follows:

Male Procedure:
1. Drive up to cash machine
2. Wind down window
3. Insert card and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash to withdraw
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Wind up window
7. Drive off

Female Procedure:
1. Drive up to cash machine
2. Reverse back 1 metre to align window to machine
3. Stall engine
4. Wind down window
5. Enter handbag and remove make-up bag and locate card
6. Check make-up in rear view mirror
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open door to allow easier access to machine, due to distance from car
9. Insert card
10. Re-enter handbag to find cigarette packet with PIN number written on inside
12. Enter incorrect PIN, press cancel and re-enter PIN
13. Enter amount of cash to withdraw
14. Check make-up and hair in rear view mirror
15. Retrieve cash and receipt
16. Locate purse and place cash inside
17. Locate cheque book to file receipt
18. Check make-up again
19. Start Car
20. Drive forward for 2 metres
21. Reverse back to cash machine
22. Retrieve card
23. Locate card holder in purse and enter card into slot
24. Recheck make-up
25. Drive for 3 kilometres
26. Release hand-brake